Day 2

Sometimes, sex just isn’t available and that’s okay. You deal with it. Sometimes, you don’t even think about having it. You’re busy, you’re on vacation, whatever. It’s just not something you’re aware of.

But when you’re actively making an effort to avoid it, it becomes a WHOLE different story. Sex becomes present in everything you do. Technically, it’s been 8 days since I’ve had sex but only 2.5 since I’ve actively been avoiding it. 

Let me tell you. It is HARD. Last night, I had a dream that I almost broke my vow. The second boy I ever slept with was suddenly with me. I was living at a hotel, and he appeared in front of me and we immediately decided to get down to business. As soon as half our clothes were off, I heard the door open and my stepmom walked in. We quickly clothed ourselves and relocated to a bathroom. Once in the bathroom, I sat up on the sink and we readied ourselves to do the deed.

2 things stopped me: my vow and the lack of protection. He appeared to have a scab at the end of his dick and the thought of an STD made me stop.  

Since dream sex doesn’t count, I’d say Day 2 was a success.

Remember Juno?

itspietime:

Receptionist: Free condom? They’re boysenberry.
Juno MacGuff: No, thanks. I’m off sex right now.
Receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie.

(Source: goodbyeforeverfatty)

(Source: masshypnosis)

Day 1(Technically)

Day 1(Technically)

I like to have sex. A lot. All the time. You might call me a slut; that’s your choice. Whatever nickname you choose to tack on me, the facts remain: I enjoy sex. 

I enjoy it so much that some of my friends believe I NEED it. Like a sex addict, only I’m way too young and hot to be considered such a thing. Tonight, I told a friend I was going to have to go a week and a half without sex and he genuinely asked me, “How will you survive?” 

At first, I hesitated. Could I? But a naturally competitive person, I replied “Obviously. I could go forty days!” And the challenge commenced. 

Since this “day” really only started a few hours ago, I begin my quest tomorrow. It’ll be a long 40 days. Fuck. I know I can do it. Maybe.